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The director Anna with the euphonious surname Tyts lived in the Russian Federation (she was the widow of a Pole who fought for the Russian Federation. – “GORDON”).
Like all representatives of the Russian media industry, she filmed propaganda about how evil Ukrainians eat Russian babies without taking off their panties (that is, from the babies. As for Anna herself during the filming process, I am not sure).
She went to present her film masterpieces not just anywhere, but to occupied South Ossetia, because where else can you find viewers who don’t feel sorry for them and force them to watch.
And she and her colleague went for a romantic walk along a suspension bridge over a fast mountain river.
The colleague, like a real Russian journalist, longed to sway and female attention. Therefore, I decided that the half-meter wide suspension bridge was exactly the place where it was worth jumping to the sounds of a happy gibbon and Anna’s screams: “Don’t!” From such an overdose of swinging, the bridge performed an evasive maneuver and catapulted the bully into the rapid mountain waters.
But the latter knew that Valhalla would not accept someone who died without a fight. Therefore, he grabbed Anna by the decision-making center (Russian “asshole”) and carried her along with him using a wrestling technique. “And the depths of the earth swallowed her up.”
The hero of the occasion was caught almost immediately, alive and colorfully wet. But Anna – three days later, 35 km away and already lifeless. Thus, the ancient prophecy, which our ancestors encoded in the phrase “Pyts-Pyzdyts,” came true.
And now – the slides.
Source:
Victor Tregubov / Facebook
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