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Psychologists and suddenly… fortune tellers took the path to combat quadrobing. Parents are beasts…

Psychologists and suddenly… fortune tellers took the path to combat quadrobing. Parents of outraged schoolchildren en masse turn to all possible authorities for help in order to rid their little ones of primitive instincts and return to them the desire to stand on two legs.
According to experts, more than 30 people a day can call with a request to tell about the first signs of a passion for the furry subculture, what you should pay attention to, and where to hide cat food if you still haven’t kept track.
First of all, psychologists suggest changing the child’s social circle, sending him to normal sports and helping him find motivation to engage in everyday human activities. Music, comics, video games, modeling, blogging – anything that requires a little more sense than a nose and mustache will do. If the case is severe, the child may require three months of therapy at a cost of about 50k rubles.
Very desperate cat moms and dads rush to fortune tellers and numerologists. They tell them that the desire to put on a tail is connected with fate, date of birth and so on. Our producer gave one fortune teller the fictitious names and dates of birth of the children. The answer killed me. All three were subject to the desire to turn into an animal. For an expert 10-minute consultation, we were asked to pay 500 rubles. Already real.
We are waiting for the layout of the thoroughbred pedigree
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