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At the Kuban State Agrarian University, in the 7th dormitory of the Faculty of Economics, there is no men's shower. One of the reasons is that someone gave a shit
The shower has been closed since the morning without explanation. According to rumors, one of the guys left their mark on history
To questions from the resident council about further actions – ignore and that’s it, just like the dean’s office
We ask the university management to sort it out, everyone else with their troubles and joys here: @in_mash_bot
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