Kazan “Sokol” became the first FC in the history of Russia whose squad for the match will be made up by a FORTUNE TELLER. The club has allocated a budget for the position of a witch and is actively looking for the best among the witches and winx fairies of Tatarstan.
For a professional connection with spirits/space, the Falcons offer 300k rubles per month. Requirements: the ability to quickly make a Tarot spread, know in which house Aquarius and another representative of the cosmo-elite are stuck today, and also have a knack for numerology.
The club's press service told Mash that they plan to select Yennefer from Vengerberg before October 18 – for the match with the club from Nizhny Novgorod. On the first day after the announcement was published, Sokol’s HR staff received about 30 resumes.
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