Rubric “Podpischek writes in a sentence.” Style and punctuation preserved:
In Moscow they tied a rooster to a fence.
The lowered bird was tied to a fence on Reutov street opposite the kindergarten. Passers-by were outraged, began to worry about the bird and called rescuers. While the rescuers were on their way, the owner of the non-exotic pet returned and explained to the indignant eyewitnesses that he was simply walking a COCK. Everything is fine with the bird, the children did not get into trouble.
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