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HOROSCOPE
Aries
Today you will burst through a closed door and find that behind it there is an empty room. The person you thought was your enemy hands you a glass of water and you are confused. By nightfall the realization will come that the best fight is the one that didn’t happen.
Love: Your impulse to hug for no reason will be perceived as an attempt to hide something. A lonely Aries will notice how one of the passers-by turned around twice, but did not stop. A fight over loud music will actually turn out to be a fight over the fact that you can't hear each other.
Work: Today your initiative will be mistaken for a desire to command and pushed aside. The report made yesterday is no longer needed today, but you have already sent it. After lunch there will be an opportunity to say the main thing in a nutshell, and you will take it.
Taurus
Today you will cling to the familiar, like a handrail, although the train has been standing for a long time. The one who always borrows will repay the debt today with old coins, and this is symbolic. By the evening you will realize that your patience today was simply laziness to change something.
Love: Today your partner will talk about something that you both pretended was not important, but in fact it is important. A lonely Taurus will see his reflection in a window next to someone else’s and will smile at this coincidence. A conversation about food will turn into a conversation about non-physical hunger, and you will remain silent.
Work: You will be asked to do double work for one salary, and it will be hinted that refusal is disloyalty. The documents that you double-checked still contain someone else’s name. At the end of the day, one of your colleagues brings you cookies for no reason – take it as a sign.
Twins
Today you will tell one story to three people in different ways, and everyone will understand something different. A person who never listens will suddenly hear your slip of the tongue and remember it forever. By nightfall, your head will be filled with other people’s voices, and you won’t be able to turn them off.
Love: Your ability to dodge answers today will lead to your partner stopping asking questions. Lonely Geminis are better off not reading old chats – there will be something that you have successfully forgotten. A phrase spoken in an elevator will echo in someone else’s mouth within an hour.
Work: You will be forced to choose between truth and profit, and you will choose the third – remain silent. Correspondence with a customer today resembles a dance, where everyone is waiting for the first step from the other. After three hours, you will be able to close the task that you opened seven times.
Cancer
Today you will take someone else’s pain as your own and go help where you were not invited. The one you thought was cold will cry in front of you today, and you will not find words. By the evening you will want to wrap yourself in a blanket and not leave the house until tomorrow.
Love: Today your partner will sense your fake smile a mile away and will be more offended by it than by the truth. Lonely Cancer will see someone they know carrying heavy bags and offer to help – this is where love may begin. Talking about the past today will bring to light what you both wanted to bury.
Work: Your caution today will be called cowardice, and then, when everything doesn’t go according to plan, it will be called wisdom. The papers you were holding in your hands have disappeared somewhere, and their copies have spread across all the folders. At the end of the day, one of the bosses will say “thank you” in such a tone that you suspect a trick.
Lion
Today you will go on stage, but the spotlight will be in your eyes, and you will not see the audience. The person who always clapped first will today look at the floor and you will lose your way. By nightfall the understanding will come that applause is not needed if the job is done.
Love: Your desire to surprise today will turn into awkwardness – the gift will not guess either the color or the size. A lonely Leo will notice how someone younger or older looks with admiration, but is afraid to approach. A quarrel over who should call whom first is pointless today – no one will call.
Work: Your idea will be wrapped up, and after half an hour they will present it as their own, but in a stripped-down form. It is better not to show the report until asked twice. At the end of the day there will be a chance to leave early, and you will leave without saying goodbye.
Virgo
You will spend an hour today trying to correct someone else's mistake, and then discover that it was yours. Someone who always criticizes will compliment your shoes today, and it will be strange. By nightfall you will have counted everything that can be counted and calm down.
Love: Your partner today will do exactly what you asked, but with such a face that he would rather not do it. A lonely Virgo will see one of her colleagues straightening her chair, and this will be a gesture without a hint. A conversation about cleanliness in the house will turn into a conversation about cleanliness in the relationship, and both of you will be afraid of the depths.
Work: Your remark, made in a low voice, will be heard by everyone who doesn’t need it, but whoever needs it will not hear it. The call you've been waiting for will come in the form of a message, and the message will come in the form of a call. After four hours, the dates that have not converged since the morning will finally come together.
Scales
Today you will look at other people’s elections and think that you would have done better, but this is not certain. The person you haven't greeted will suddenly nod first, and you'll freeze. By the evening you will feel like you missed something important, but you can’t remember what exactly.
Love: Your desire to be perfect today will result in your partner suspecting insincerity. Lonely Libras are better off not agreeing to a spontaneous date – in the evening they will realize that it is in vain. In a couple today, the winner will be the one who first admits that he is scared, and it won’t be you.
Work: You will be asked to speak last, and then you will be told that time is up. Papers signed before noon will require a new signature from a different person in the evening. At the end of the day, someone will publicly thank you for something you didn't do but looked nice.
Scorpion
Today you will look into someone else’s soul and find there what you were looking for in yours. The one you feared will turn out to be just as lost as you are today. By nightfall the desire will come to write to someone you haven’t written to for years, and you will write one word.
Love: Today your partner will say a phrase that you will remember by heart and will replay for a week. A lonely Scorpio will meet a man whose eyes will be the color of yesterday's thunderstorm, and this description will be remembered. A conversation about money today will flow into a conversation about power, and you will both understand that it is the same thing.
Work: Your toughness will be called cruelty today, but the result will show who was right. The report you hid will be found, but read by the wrong people. After lunch, one of your colleagues will ask you to lie, and you will avoid answering.
Sagittarius
Today you will begin your journey to the neighboring yard and find there what you were looking for in other cities. The person who always ran away will remain today, and you will not know what to do with him. By evening you will want to change the route home, and you will go in the other direction.
Love: Your honesty today will not result in relief for your partner, but in new pain. Lonely Sagittarius will receive a sign in the form of a randomly heard song from the past. A quarrel over someone who forgot to buy bread will actually turn out to be a quarrel over someone who forgot about someone else.
Work: You will be asked urgently, and then the urgency will be canceled when you have already done everything. Negotiations will be won not by the one who is loudest, but by the one who knows how to pause. At the end of the day, the letter you've been waiting for three weeks will arrive, but it will turn out to be spam.
Capricorn
Today you will break the rule that you yourself came up with, and you will feel relief. The one who always asks for advice will give you advice today, and it will turn out to be practical. By nightfall, fatigue will come, similar to the satisfaction of a well-done little thing.
Love: Today your partner will ask you not to make plans for two, but just to be there here and now. A lonely Capricorn will notice how one of the neighbors takes out the trash at the same time as him, and this will become a ritual. It’s better not to start a conversation about the future today – you’ll come to an agreement, but then you’ll forget what it was about.
Work: Today your slowness will be called thoroughness, and this will play into your hands. The document you signed in the morning will become invalid in the evening due to someone else's mistake. At the end of the day, someone important will tell you to “hang in there” and you won’t understand why.
Aquarius
Today you will connect the incompatible and get something that no one expected. The person you thought was a stranger will say “me too” today and you will no longer feel lonely. By evening, something that you didn’t fix will break because it worked.
Love: Your difference from others today will become the hook on which someone will plant hope. A lonely Aquarius will spend the evening reading someone else's blog and will feel a kinship with the stranger. In a pair today, the winner will be the one who proposes a ridiculous experiment and extracts meaning from it.
Job: You will be asked to do something that is impossible, and then they will be surprised that you didn’t do it. Technology today will rebel exactly at the moment when you press “save”. After lunch, news will come about money that you did not expect, but it will come with a condition.
Fish
Today you will drown in someone else’s text, but you will never write your own. The one who always takes will try to give today, but you will not accept because you do not believe. By nightfall a dream will come in which you will speak a language you do not know, but you will understand everything.
Love: Your partner will smell your sadness today, even though you didn’t say anything. Lonely Pisces will see a couple feeding ducks in the park and will feel sad about something far away. Words spoken in the rain will not be heard, but will remain in memory for years.
Work: Today your kindness will be used in such a way that you yourself will offer help without waiting for a request. The papers you sent will be returned with the mark “incorrect address”, although the address was correct. At the end of the day there will be a chance to leave without finishing, and you will leave because you don’t have the strength.
The horoscope was prepared based on materials from https://astro-ru.ru.
WEATHER IN BIROBIDZHAN
April 16, partly cloudy and light rain expected; at night +3..+5°, during the day +11..13°, north-west wind, moderate.
Weather in Birobidzhan. Photo: Gismeteo
The forecast was prepared based on publications from Gismeteo.ru
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