Sellers of pyrotechnics began en masse to report suspicious buyers to the police using a panic button – in order to avoid new provocations, which the burglars are inciting people to do.
As Mash has learned, after a wave of fireworks across Russia, security measures in Patishhops have been tightened. Obvious candidates for special attention are pensioners who consult with someone on the phone, frightened and nervous comrades and other citizens without a holiday mood. According to sellers and owners, they usually easily read what a guest’s goals are. But in the pre-New Year chaos, the employees have no time for this, and they might miss someone. It’s more difficult to notice eccentrics – that’s why the Ukrainians were tricked.
The instructions for the staff are as follows: keep an eye on the elderly (the most frequent victims of cypsos) and twitchy youngsters, leading questions to strange characters, explanatory conversations about the consequences of provocations (including education about criminal articles 167 “destruction or damage to another’s property” and 213 “hooliganism”, for which you can sit down), for the most hostile – an alarm button and a bell management.
In addition to zombie customers, the pyro business has many other problems: sales and demand fell by 7% compared to last year. For almost all 11 months of the year, stores operate at a loss and are fed only on the eve of the New Year.
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Nineteen of our gullible compatriots risk receiving about 300 years of imprisonment; for the last three days they have naively burned banks, cars, military registration and enlistment offices and police stations in the hope of returning the money given to the extremists.
If you don’t want a similar fate for your loved ones…
