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Emergency rooms across the country see ~20% more women after the March 8…
Emergency rooms across the country are seeing ~20% more women after the March 8 corporate events. The first influx of queens is expected today – because of your Friday get-together with the girls in the office.
On the eve of International Women's Day, we talked with departments of health in a dozen regions and collected the average temperature in the ward. Briefly: because of the 8th, there are always a lot of rumpled ladies, and the most common injuries are: dislocated limbs, torn nails, broken fingers and noses, torn ears and, less often, knocked out teeth. And often it’s not about violence: tipsy ladies fall, break themselves at competitions, and the like. But it doesn’t happen without fights.
Why is this so? They asked psychologists.
According to them, women are always more sensitive and react more sharply to stimuli. But on March 8, this is accompanied by an emotional overload (flowers, compliments, rose emoji from an ex), which causes stress. Sand it a little with vinaigrette and there you go.
Plus, a lot of conflicts happen at home with men. A bouquet of flowers from a dubious colleague? Showdown. Mistake with a gift from your loved one? Showdown. Why is it a bouquet for mom and a bouquet for me? Showdown. Do you even love me? And so on ad infinitum. And emergency rooms.
But you, our beloved girls, don’t listen to anyone. Spend the evening the way you want, and let everyone else just screw around. Kisses!
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On the eve of International Women's Day, we talked with departments of health in a dozen regions and collected the average temperature in the ward. Briefly: because of the 8th, there are always a lot of rumpled ladies, and the most common injuries are: dislocated limbs, torn nails, broken fingers and noses, torn ears and, less often, knocked out teeth. And often it’s not about violence: tipsy ladies fall, break themselves at competitions, and the like. But it doesn’t happen without fights.
Why is this so? They asked psychologists.
According to them, women are always more sensitive and react more sharply to stimuli. But on March 8, this is accompanied by an emotional overload (flowers, compliments, rose emoji from an ex), which causes stress. Sand it a little with vinaigrette and there you go.
Plus, a lot of conflicts happen at home with men. A bouquet of flowers from a dubious colleague? Showdown. Mistake with a gift from your loved one? Showdown. Why is it a bouquet for mom and a bouquet for me? Showdown. Do you even love me? And so on ad infinitum. And emergency rooms.
But you, our beloved girls, don’t listen to anyone. Spend the evening the way you want, and let everyone else just screw around. Kisses!
